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worlds8estpizza:

trickyvriska:

worlds8estpizza replied to your post: >Vriska: Write weird fanfiction about your alternate and pizza.

[[fshdjkfhdsk omfg]]

I’m sorry altern8 I’ve failed you. D;;;; 

You tried.

Yeah. Kiiiiiiiind of regretting it.

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worlds8estpizza replied to your post: >Vriska: Write weird fanfiction about your alternate and pizza.

[[fshdjkfhdsk omfg]]

I’m sorry altern8 I’ve failed you. D;;;; 

You narrow your eyes and stare at whatever word processor you just brought up. You were all for doing things for your alphas, but even this was kind of weird. Maybe if it was candy instead of pizza, but whatever. Just write something, geez!

—

“Oh pizza. How I love thee,” Vriska whispered sensuously tenderly to the slice of pizza she delic8ly held 8efore her. “You are my one true m8sprit,” she continued, gaaaaaaaazing at the vegeta8le??? food within her grasp. “I want you inside of me-“

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You huff and stare at what you have. You… don’t think you’re going to be able to finish this. It’s just too weird. And that’s saying something coming from you. 

vriskalaughingalonewithpizza:

randomegbert answered your question: Evidently my candy coated altern8 needs to know…

tell it wonderful things and hold it lovingly. nibble it slowly until it’s all gone.

Casually tags candy coated altern8 with this.

;;;;\

This is 8y far going to 8e the weirdest thing I’ve ever written.

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excitablebiologist:

trickyvriska:

excitablebiologist:

hi!

i’m joan, it’s nice to meet you!

Hiiiiiiii! Eheh aren’t you a cutie?

I’m Vriska! ;;;;) 

oh, um, thank you! :B

it’s nice to meet you, vriska!

Heheh.

Thaaaaaaaanks. ;;;;)

So are you up to anything fun? 

vriskalaughingalonewithpizza:

trickyvriska:

vriskalaughingalonewithpizza:

Go for it. >::::?

Yay! ;;;;) It’ll 8e the 8est I promise. 

I’ll 8e w8ing.

Eheh. 

Now. How does one 8e romantic with pizza, exactly? ;;;;? 

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excitablebiologist:

hi!

i’m joan, it’s nice to meet you!

Hiiiiiiii! Eheh aren’t you a cutie?

I’m Vriska! ;;;;) 

vriskalaughingalonewithpizza:

Go for it. >::::?

Yay! ;;;;) It’ll 8e the 8est I promise. 

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Ehehehehehehehehe.

vriskalaughingalonewithpizza:

trickyvriska:

vriskalaughingalonewithpizza:

trickyvriska started following you

Oh, look.

Someone who isn’t here to talk a8out my intense rel8ionship with pizza.

You have an intense rel8ionship with pizza???????? ;;;;O 

Yes.

It’s an incredi8le redrom with ocassional (8ut rare) quadrant flipping.

Someone should write a 8ook a8out it.

OoOoOoOo! Pick me pick me!

I’ll write it for you! Pleeeeeeeease! ;;;;) 

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vriskalaughingalonewithpizza started following you

I see. ;;;;o 

vriskalaughingalonewithpizza:

trickyvriska started following you

Oh, look.

Someone who isn’t here to talk a8out my intense rel8ionship with pizza.

You have an intense rel8ionship with pizza???????? ;;;;O 

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rebelliousleader:

Sometimes, a person is disillusioned into a state of mind that they are intelligent.

Are you speaking from experience, eheheh? ;;;;?

I know I’m intelligent.

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